Funny Captions

1. This is Jen and Jim happily racing by the sea wall to the nearest gas station on July 4th to get the same lottery ticket they do everyday. 

2. To get here Jen and Jim were fueling up at home and Jim realized he was late to get his lottery ticket so he was all like "JEN!!!! we need to go to the gas station now!!!!" So Jen and Jim got on their 4WD, 600 HP scooters and raced to the gas station.

1. This is Patricia at her local bar waiting for her favorite NFL team to play in the SuperBowl on SuperBowl night because her favorite team (Cowboys) is in the SuperBowl.

2. To get here, Patricia was at her barber the day before SuperBowl Sunday getting her hair dyed as the NFL logo. She said that she would pay any price for this logo dyed into her hair because her team was in the SuperBowl. The next day, she was at her local bar at 5:30 AM getting hyped for the SuperBowl later that night.

1. This is Larry and his dog Poncho, and they are sitting on the back porch mid-day because it's Poncho's birthday and Poncho doesn't wanna get up for a special lunch Larry fixed for him.

2. Larry got Poncho on his birthday 2 years before and Poncho has become super lazy since he was adopted.